Awful Anti-Gay Bigot Gets The Much-Needed 'Billy Madison' Treatment

This lady upsets me to such a degree that I’m going straight to the block quote, otherwise I may punch my laptop.

Several parents, students, and others who believe gays should be banned from the Sullivan High School prom met Sunday at the Sullivan First Christian Church. “We don’t agree with it and it’s offensive to us,” said Diana Medley.

Their idea is to create a seperate [sic] traditional prom. Students say there are several others from their high school who agree, but are afraid to take a stand. “If we can get a good prom then we can convince more people to come and follow what they believe,” said student Kynon Johnson. And now they want everyone to know where they stand. “We want to make the public see that we love the homosexuals, but we don’t think it’s right nor should it be publicly accepted,” said a local student. (Via)

/smash. Dammit. When asked if gay people have “some sort of purpose in life,” Medley responded, “I don’t. I personally don’t. I’m sorry.” So…that’s fun. Needless to say, after reading her remarks, you’re probably thinking: which Adam Sandler movie most associates with this story? I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry would seem the obvious choice, but not quite. Little Nicky? Not satanic enough. Airheads? Well, that’s close, but the answer is…

(Via Portland Mercury)