These Hilariously Crude Leo DiCaprio Valentines Pretty Much Guarantee You’ll Get Laid On February 14th

An inspired Leonardo DiCaprio Tumblr enthusiast (or Leo himself?) is early to the pop culture Valentine game with these equal parts excellent and crudely done digital cards. The craftsmanship inversely correlates to their ability to get you laid, bro.

The real issue is deciding which one to send.

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