I’m just starting to realize that I must have some sort of subconscious disorder where whenever I run with a subject on the internet I must immediately suffocate it to death for the rest of the week. Either that or Al Gore has secretly tapped into my brain from internet headquarters. Both theories seem equally feasible. This week’s victim: Aziz Ansari (previously: Development, Arrested).
Idiosyncrasies aside, on this relatively dull August morning my favorite thing so far is this clip from last night’s Kimmel where yesterday’s Best of # subject riffs on his friends having babies, not wanting to hear about his friends having babies, and how much more concerned he is over dropping his iPhone than dropping someone’s baby. “Now I gotta re-download all my Waka Flocka MP3s!” As someone who has experienced similar other-people’s-babies-apathy I found the following reactions to someone telling you they just had a baby especially entertaining:
“Hahahaha, that sucks!”
“You’re going to have to take care of that thing for 18 years and make sure it doesn’t murder anyone.”
“Talk to you later. I’m going to go do literally anything I want.”
Here’s the clip, that I’ve only partially spoiled with the above transcriptions. iPhone Wielding Cherub Tom Haverford commands you watch the first 2:30.
Source JKL Via Splitsider