Bad Lip Reading’s Interpretation Of Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad

The world’s a better place because this exists.

“I betcha I could eat a grimy squirrel on a windshield. I’ll fight a chicken with hands. A real chicken.”

In other Rick Perry news, over the weekend he mistook a corporation for a country and admitted he couldn’t name the justices currently serving on the Supreme Court or how many of them there are (9). All in a day’s work for the governor of Texas!