Beaker and Clip Art and Bears, Oh My

I wrote this feature about bears being awesome, hence the banner pic [Uproxx]

If you don’t read that feature, at least check out Kung Fu Bear [WarmingGlow]

Yay, the “Beaker from the Muppets throughout history” photoshop meme is back, hence the inset pic. [Guyism]

The greatest news lede of all time [

Something about Venus Williams and her underwear happened. [WithLeather]

Super sexy CPR [TheSmokingSection]

41 funny mugshots [Urlesque]

The 7 Best Schools In Comics [ComicsAlliance]

“It’s a slow news night, so here’s a gallery of female celebrities eating bananas ” [Fark]

New study suggests about 9 out of 10 high school students cheat.  The other 2 out of 14 are totally lying, and at least 28 out of 6 don’t understand fractions, while 1 out of 1 bloggers screw up an old joke. [Asylum]

VIDEO BELOW: Natalie Tran gives an important presentation on how clip art makes everything sh*t (lots of swearing, obviously) [via YesButNoButYes]