‘Riker Googling’ Finally Exposes The Sexy Search History Of Star Trek’s Number One

Commander William Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation is one of those characters we still find fascinating, from his swagger to his flouting of centuries-old bans on sexual harassment in the workplace to his habit of sitting down like an absolute crazy person. Now a parody Twitter account reveals what Jonathan Frakes’ lovable scamp of a character might be looking for on Google.

Our favorite tweets from Riker Googling are collected below. Thanks to The Bear And Peanut for the assist.