QUICK, what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you hear “Vice President Joe Biden suffered a minor injury?” Don’t think about it, just say it right now, out loud. Now. NOWNOWNOW.
You just said, “Probably horsin’ around with a dog, I bet,” right? Of course that’s what you said. And guess what: You were correct. From the Associated Press:
Biden was seen on Monday with a dark, penny-sized contusion just below his lower lip. The bruise didn’t appear to be a serious injury.
The vice president’s office says Biden got the bruise from playing with his dog.
Okay, now it’s time for Round 2. Again, first thing that pops into your head. Guess what Joe Biden’s dog’s name is. GUESS.
Biden and his family have a German shepherd named Champ.
Joe Biden got injured horsin’ around with a dog named Champ. Classic Biden.