America’s Latest Youth Scourge: ‘Butt-Chugging’

Every few months the media goes nuts over a new “deadly teen trend” — typically one involving a handful of kids getting wasted in some form or fashion by unorthodox methods — designed to scare old people out of their adult diapers. The most recent one, as you may recall, involved girls inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their lady-boxes. Naturally, the young bros out there could not let it stand that the ladies were out-WTFing them, so now we have “butt-chugging,” apparently.

What’s butt-chugging, you ask? Oh nothing just ingesting booze through your a-hole, that’s all. Allow this hilarious Huffington Post article to explain…

Early Saturday, 20-year-old Alexander P. Broughton of Pi Kappa Alpha was brought to the emergency room and showed a blood-alcohol level thought to be “well over” .4, according to the Knoxville News Sentinel. They believe he ingested the alcohol by butt chugging. Broughton appeared to be “extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault,” a report obtained by the Knoxville News Sentinel states.

Butt chugging was formally known as an alcohol enema. An individual basically “drinks” the fluid into his or her rectum with a tube or hose. The alcohol’s effects come quickly and potently.

In the house, officers found several young males passed out in their bedrooms with “bags from wine boxes, some empty and some partially empty, strewn across the halls and rooms.”

Hahaha. Look, if frat bros want to Darwin Award themselves out of existence by giving each other Franzia enemas, I’m all for it. And if that doesn’t get ’em then maybe doing “Franzia stands” will!

Now, for obvious reasons, here is Anderson Cooper talking about butt-chugging last night on CNN…