Chelsea Peretti Hates Angry Dogs And Eating Bananas In Her New Netflix Stand-Up Special

Comedian Chelsea Peretti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) has a new stand-up special coming to Netflix that promises to be shocking and offensive, “Just the way you like it.”

Highlights of the trailer include:

Angry dogs with oblivious owners – “‘He’s friendly! He’s friendly!’ And I’m like, b—-, no, he’s not!”

Hat choices – “Do you guys think it worse to wear a fedora or kill fifteen people?”

Choosing fresh fruit snacks – “I don’t like eating bananas in public. It’s so stressful as a girl…How do I de-dick this?”

Posture – “I like to get into a stand-up stance, you know? I always put my arm here so you guys will be like, ‘Uh oh, looks like this comedian’s probably going to be telling it like it is!’”

Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats will premiere Friday, November 14 on Netflix.

Source: YouTube