Consider Your Faith In True Love Restored, Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchison Are Re-Engaged

The most joyous of days is here, for anthropomorphic blow-up sex doll Courtney Stodden and her creepy pervert husband, actor Doug Hutchison, have decided to remarry — even though they never technically divorced in the first place. Finally, we can all believe in love again! Because there’s nothing stronger than the bond between a man and a woman and TMZ. Fox 411 reports:

“Courtney realized just how much love she really had for Doug,” Stodden’s momager Krista Keller told FOX411. “They really love each other and wanted to be together.”

Stodden told FOX411 last November that the reason for her legal separation from Hutchison was because of their age difference, and the 19-year-old’s wish to just “be 19.”

But Keller says her daughter has had time to “experience other men” during their break and she now “want[s] to be with her original choice, her husband.”

Likewise, Stodden confirmed the news on Twitter:

…But not without tweeting the true object of her affections:

Courtney Stodden gives her #1 ranking on a trending board two “heart-eyed happy face” emojis, whereas I bet Doug Hutchison probably only gets maybe like, a single “kitty cat face blowing a kiss” emoji. When North Korea blows up America I bet the only living creatures to survive will be Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison, and cockroaches. Oh and of course the Kardashians. And maybe Paris Hilton. But that’s definitely it.