You know what’s fun? Getting ready to go out for a night out on the town — am I right ladies? I like to put on some music and have a glass of wine. I have even perfected the art of covering my glass of wine with a single square of toilet paper to protect it from getting any hairspray in it. Where am I going with this? Oh right: While you’re getting ready to go out, don’t use a hot curling iron as a microphone. A hairbrush makes for a much better microphone.