If you look up “YouTube” in the dictionary, you’d see, “A video-sharing website created by three former PayPal employees, and please stop using ‘if you look up blah blah blah in the dictionary’ as your lame lede.” What should be there, though, is the URL for “Cute Girl Unleashes Powerful Super Burp!” which is the most YouTube’y video that’s ever been on YouTube. Did I mention she’s also wearing a white dress? You be you, Tube.
