Being on your first roller coaster is quite the experience, usually saved for those in their younger years. Not this dad, clearly dragged onto his first coaster by his daughter for the joy of everybody on the internet (and his family). His reaction isn’t passing out and it isn’t extreme delight; instead it’s full of fear, heart palpitations, and excessive cursing.
He likely says sh*t more than your average mid-day stripper or construction worker during this ride, while his reactions waiver with each twist and turn of the ride. Things would get weird if the thing broke in the middle of everything, but this ride ends well and his first ride ends like many others — putting a dash on my Roller Coaster Tycoon fantasies for another day.
Now it’s time for Pap here to step up his game and head to real coaster heaven. Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Not only is Sandusky barren wasteland, reminiscent of scenes in Mad Max, but the coasters are fairly extreme. If he can ride those, he can ride any in the world.
Maybe not that one.
(Via Jamie Owen)