One thing we know is that when he isn’t kicking the media out of press conferences for asking questions, Donald Trump has his priorities straight when it comes to standing up for America. After it was reported that Mondelez International Inc., the parent company of Oreo cookies, was moving some of its operations from Chicago to Mexico, Trump swore that he would boycott the American staple cookie forever and ever, saying “I’m never eating Oreos again.”
I don’t know, you guys. Considering how wonderful Oreos are, I’m thinking that Mr. Future President Trump is merely making an empty threat. After all, he went on to say that he might allow himself to enjoy Oreos again if “he could find some that were made in the U.S.” But if he can’t find 100 percent pure American Oreos, then FORGET IT. No Mexican Oreos for Mr. Trump!
As it turns out, Oreos are still being made in Oregon, New Jersey, and Virginia, so it’s possible that an Oreo boycott will not be part of Trump’s official presidential platform after all. But don’t tell him that sometimes the wind blows Mexican air into the United States, or else Trump will promise to hold his breath until he turns blue. Get the border agents on that STAT. GO BACK TO MEXICO, AIR.
(via Yahoo! News)