Don’t Jingle Your Bell: 8 World Events That Had A Major Effect On Porn Traffic

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11.22.13 8 Comments

The only man powerful enough to get porn watchers to stop searching for the most amateur of gangbangs: Jesus. Christmas is one of the few days where porn traffic is way down worldwide, according to statistics put together by Pornhub, which calculated holidays and major events that have a significant effect on the way people watch porn.

We can form this conclusion based upon the actual drops in traffic to Pornhub during these events in different regions throughout the world. We also observed that traffic spikes as soon as the event ends and we’re here to welcome you with open arms. (Via)

Here are eight such days.

1. The day Bin Laden was killed was the 9/11 of porn traffic.

2. Ironically, searches for “black amateur” decreased.

3. Celebrate your independence from online porn.

4. We wish you a merry Christmassive exodus from PornHub.

5. Keep hoping for the day “kate middleton xxx” finally results in something.

6. The only thing more boring than the World Series is buffering porn.

7. A lot of guilty Catholics on Easter.

8. On Rosh Hashanah, the Jews in Israel passed over XXX Videos.

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(Via PornHub)

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