A Pennsylvania man was arrested late last month after police found him trespassing on a farm, completely naked with his neighbor’s pigs.
Larry William Henry, 65, was found by Manor Township Police wearing no clothes and wreaking of alcohol, hanging out in a barn. When asked what he was doing there, he admitted to downing a six-pack of Hamm’s beer, and then gave what could be the quote of the year, at least from someone who was just about to be arrested for trespassing while naked in a hog barn.
“I just like pigs,” Henry told officers.
He could have come up with any number of excuses, like, “I’m sorry. I fell in a lake, ruined my clothes, and got lost. Can I have a ride back into town?” Or he could have pulled a Walter White and pretended he was having an episode. Neither of those would have been the truth, however.
Nope, he just likes pigs.
Henry is currently out of jail on $25,000 unsecured bail.