eBay Is Convinced Nic Cage And John Travolta Are Time-Traveling Vampires

A couple of weeks ago I was this close (*holds index finger and thumb apart in gesture that could indicate closeness or penis size*) to posting something about the $1 Million eBay auction of the photo that supposedly proves Nic Cage is a vampire from 1870’s Tennessee. That auction has been taken down, unfortunately, either due to an eBay violation or the discrepancy in auction traffic to bidding interest, but a new celebrity vampire/time traveler auction has thankfully taken its place, this one proving once and for all that John Travolta was alive in the 1800’s and reincarnated himself via the power of Scientology:

For those of you who don’t know, John Travolta is a Scientologist and many Scientologists believe in a type of reincarnation. Of course Time travel can’t be ruled out as well. This photograph is from approx 1860 and the young man looks to be around 18 to 20 years old. Unfortunately the youngest photos available to the public for comparison of John himself are about 5-8 year older than he is in this photo.

Best part: the seller is only asking the bargain price of $50K! Includes free shipping! If you’re as big a fan of crazy as I am I can’t encourage you to check out the full writeup enough. Just a not-at-all-insane conversation with one’s self over the many reasonable ways a twenty year-old John Travolta managed to be photographed in 1860.

After the jump we have full images of both the Nic Cage and Travolta vampire/time traveler photos followed by my new favorite t-shirt that I’m going to place a bid for immediately.

Via AV Club

Nic Cage Is a Vampire

John Travolta: Time-Traveling Scientologist

The Single Greatest Piece of Face/Off Memorabilia Ever Created

Via: Girl Afraid