Over the weekend, I witnessed a wedding proposal. The whole thing was picture-perfect sweet… nice day, public setting, coy family and friends nearby. The future-bride said yes, and he and she, as well as their glowing entourage, walked to a different section of the park for photos. At no point were their initials spelled out in food, which was a good call, considering the image below.
Somewhere out there, a Benihana-style chef is laughing, and chopping onions for the next couple, Frank Umbrage and Cynthia King.