‘Archer’ First Look: DO NOT Look Malory Archer Directly In The Eyes. You’ve Been Warned.

We’re just over a week away from the Archer premiere and — before we get our full Season 5 preview on next week — our good friends at FX and Floyd County have once again been swell enough to give us the first look at the final ISIS orientation promo video featuring the big bad boss lady herself: Malory Archer.

The training segment is fittingly titled “Who Is That Lady?” and details how new ISIS recruits are scarred conditioned to never ever not-even-in-a-million-years look Malory Archer directly in the eyes. Good times.

We’re almost there, folks: Archer Season 5 premieres on FX Monday, January 13th. We swear we’ll have even more for this all next week.

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