Freebie of the Day: Portal 2 Soundtrack

Valve is releasing all three volumes of the Portal 2 soundtrack for free download at 320 kbps quality.  The 22 tracks of the first volume, “Songs To Test By”, are available here.  There are also six free ringtones on that page.  If you just want the free album, the direct link to the .zip file is here, you monster.

Bolstered by recent breakthroughs in the field of jazz smoothing, Aperture announced today the first of three downloadable aural stimulus packages.  Whether you’re a mega-science corporation with decades of test experience, or a young start-up liberating your first test subject from non-testing with a chloroform-soaked rag, Aperture guarantees results. Wake up your test subject, open the chamber door, and press play–let Aperture’s patent-pending rhythmic compliance enhancers do the rest. [ThinkingWithPortals]

Oh man, I do remember the first time we liberated a potential test subject from non-testing with a chloroform-soaked rag.  Good times.

I suppose we could have used a picture of the album’s cover above, but then we wouldn’t be captioning a photo of the Soyuz capsule taken by astronaut Ron Garan from inside the International Space Station.  SPAAACE.