Hey, kids. The full trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is here so everything I say is pretty moot since you’ve probably already skipped to the video. Still, I’ll do my best to entertain you with my grammatical stylings on the keys.
I watched the first Hunger Games recently and it’s incredibly f*cked up. I’m actually surprised they get to make these movies on a consistent basis with all the kid-killing going on. Jesus. They’re sawing kids in half and blowing them up and stabbing them with hammers that have spikes on them and all that. What the Hell, Hollywood?
Anyway, if you’re a sick freak then you’re excited about this movie. Also, if you like looking at Jennifer Lawrence then you’re excited about this clip and the fact she’s still hot. Otherwise, yeah, you’re a sick freak.
*clutches pearls* Depraved. The lot of ya. Depraved, I say.