Best Tweets About The Royal Wedding Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle

On Saturday, Prince Harry married Meghan Markle (Suits) at St. Georges Chapel in Windsor, England, which once again raises the question everyone’s been asking: Has the Queen of England ever seen an episode of Suits?

Okay, maybe everyone hasn’t been asking that, but people online did seem enraptured with this royal wedding. Admittedly, I am an American and therefore know more about area codes in which Ludacris claims to have hoes than I do about England’s monarchs. I do know that Harry and Meghan’s official titles are the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, which sounds like a nickname we’d try to give ourselves in middle school. I also know any kids they have will be in the line of succession for the Crown while also being eligible to run for President of the United States, which sounds like the set-up to a King Ralph sequel. I also know Twitter isn’t going to let a big event pass without making jokes about it. Several people imagined what the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were looking at in this picture, for example.

Some people on Twitter imagined how the ceremony would go if everyone in England were a Jason Statham character.

Conspiracy theories were posited:

There were celebrities in attendance, which led to Oceans 11 and The Dark Knight Rises jokes:

And one celebrity trolled everyone by not saying it’s a nice day for a white wedding:

This wedding had everything. Celebrities. Cellists. Cows.

Many women were subtweeting their friends to step up their game and set them up on better blind dates in the future.

Not everyone was happy with the event. A pub threw a “F*ck the Royals” party to raise money for a food bank in protest of taxpayer-funded weddings, and The Daily Mail commenters continued their streak of being the absolute worst.

The joking continued throughout the weekend.

Meanwhile, let’s check in on what all the other Meghans were doing this weekend:

And some imagined how other televised weddings would compare to this one: