Gilmore Support Shorts, For When You Want To Leave Nothing To The Imagination

05.07.14 4 years ago 10 Comments
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You know, there’s something about Gilmore Support Shorts. We’re not sure what it is. But we feel like there might be an ill-considered idea staring us right in the face.

Oh, right, the fact that there’s a c*ck-poket right on the front. If this seems like something that would be incredibly awkward, that’s certainly not borne out by Gilmore’s own marketing materials.

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See, the male models had no trouble standing next to each other in a penis display sling. They’re not awkwardly photoshopped into that shot at all! Honestly, though, if they’re going to sell these as masculine, they need to cut a few licensing deals. Like for example with some superheroes:


Warner Bros.

Or perhaps cut a deal with the Patrick Swayze estate…



We’re just saying, there are many, many promotional opportunities here. We’re sure you can think of a few of your own. Share them here, if you get inspired.

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