We’ve seen the most attractive women of our generation, and also Paris Hilton, shovel dead cow wedged between two loaves of carbohydrates into their mouths for Carl’s Jr. There’s been Kate Upton, Charlotte “Not Kate Upton” McKinney, probably the rapping granny from The Wedding Singer. But here comes a different sexy grandmother, and she’s gunning for a nationwide ad.
I’d say her chances are between “unlikely” and “Padma Lakshmi actually ate her Western Bacon Cheeseburger.” But I’m rooting for you, Mary, and so can you using #GetMaryOnCarlsJr.