Great News: Even Stephen Hawking Can’t Decipher Women

Insert ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ joke [here]. Go straight to hell. Do not collect $200.

So, I’m really not sure how to handle this news. I don’t know if I should be relieved that there’s still one subject out there that I know as much about as a genius person. On the other hand, it’s incredibly frightening that even the brainpower of Mr. Stephen Hawking can’t crack this windtalker code.

Hawking recently sat down with New Scientist Magazine to talk about, well, physics and sh*t. After the mandatory explain-the-universe-to-me questions, Mr. Hawking was thrown an easy layup…which he slam dunked as hard as he could.

[New Scientist Magazine] What do you think most about during the day?

[Stephen Hawking] Women. They are a complete mystery.

Hmmm, well, that…that was mildly disheartening. Not to mention that Mr. Hawking will be turning 70 this month, too, so this really proves that no amount of intellect or wisdom can ever help Adam understand watching The Notebook with Eve. Great.

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