The one rule to remember at weddings is nothing gets people out on the dance floor like Danzig. Oh, and don’t upstage the bride. It’s her day, not the groom’s, and especially not the maids of honors’. Caitlin didn’t seem to mind, however, when her sisters, Kelsey and Maddie, delivered the “greatest wedding toast of all-time,” to quote Chair 7 Films. Kelsey and Maddie are basically Weird Al, if Weird Al exclusively sang about this one couple and was somehow even whiter.
It’s a shame he (or Kelsey and Maddie) didn’t change Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” into “Fart Car.”