Sasha Grey has a new movie coming out soon. Nope, it’s not Daddy’s Worst Nightmare 5. Rather, Open Windows is about a man named Nick (Elijah Wood, in the role he was born to play) winning a dinner date with his favorite actress, Grey’s Jill. When she doesn’t show, however, he’s offered the opportunity to constantly watch Jill through his computer. The premise is pretty creepy, though not as much as the messages Grey reads in the latest installment of Machinima ETC’s “Creepy Text Theatre.”
I bet that “CDs and tapes” line works on all the former porn stars.