It was only a matter of time before blurry video footage surfaced of the already legendary Justin Bieber Orlando Bloom fight, which is getting juicier by the day. As you can see in the video, however, it wasn’t exactly a very good punch. Figures, the universe would finally give us someone willing to step up and accept the task of beating the crap out of Justin Bieber, and it’s a 37-year-old British actor primarily known for working in the fantasy and romance genres.
Couldn’t Justin Bieber flirted with, I don’t know, Hayden Panettiere? Is that seriously so much to ask for, universe? SIGH. It’s like I’m the only one trying here.