Here’s The Story Of The Fresno State Student Who Had Sex With A Sheep To Relax

Looking to cut loose? Let off a little steam? Blow out some of that tension from the daily grind? Then don’t follow the actions of this Fresno State student. Go buy a beer or take a pill, just stay away from the sheep. From ABC7:

Fresno State Ag students say shock, doesn’t even begin to describe what happened on campus. It was late at night, a student heard noises, and found a 23-year-old inside the sheep barn having sex with one of the ewe’s.

Student Marisa Burkdoll said, “It’s just kind of disgusting and revolting and personally makes me angry, I mean why would you do that?”

Burkdoll works with the horses on campus, and oversees every aspect of their care and survival. She heard about the sheep incident through social media.

“There was a post that said something about the sheep unit at Fresno State and some guy was trying to have sex with the lambs,” said Burkdoll.

So what causes a student to get so stressed that they try to bang the university sheep? It’s a pretty easy answer actually. From NewsComAU:

He told the authorities he had been drinking, and was worried about his midterm exams.

In typical Internet fashion, the Fresno State Sheep has its own Twitter account that is seeking justice for all the sheep that have been wronged out there in the world.

All I know for sure is that I can think of dozens of way I’d unwind before f*cking a sheep. There’s a horse barn right there and a horse is a beautiful animal, dammit. Leave the sheep alone.

(Via NewsComAU / ABC7 / Twitter)