OK PEOPLE, ENOUGH WITH THE SCARY CLOWNS. As you may be aware, a scary clown has been terrorizing the community of Wasco, California, which has since inspired copycats in other parts of California and even made its way to the United Kingdom. Now, the scary clown movement has popped up in southern France, where fourteen teenagers were arrested over the weekend brandishing pistols, knifes and baseball bats. While dressed as scary clowns.
A police source said Sunday the group of teens were arrested in the parking lot of a high school in the Mediterranean port town of Agde, as several other complaints poured in about “armed clowns” in the region over the weekend.
In the nearby city of Montpellier a man disguised as a clown was arrested after beating up a pedestrian with an iron bar, while three motorists in different towns complained about “scary clowns” threatening them.
It’s one thing to have scary clowns just lurking around like creeps but quite another to have scary clowns actually assaulting people. I don’t know about you, but I like my scary clowns like I like my protests: nonviolent. LOL what am I saying I don’t like my scary clowns either way. But we still have five days to go until Halloween, people, so between us I hear that scary clowns have a supernatural weakness to getting maced in the face.