How Much Can You Get Done Before This Bikini Girl Snaps The Perfect Selfie?

A partial list:

-Watch an entire episode of Selfie

-Invent a camera that takes the perfect selfie every time (they’re all pictures of pizza)

-Write the Great American Novel, Fart

-Get in touch with your estranged father

-Upload a video to YouTube, making fun of her and her butt selfies