One day after tying the knot, a groom filed a lawsuit against his new wife, claiming that she committed fraud. She didn’t pass fake checks using his signature, or watch The Magnificent Fraud without him. Rather, she had the GALL to not wear makeup. The Algerian man is seeking $20,000 in damages because “he was shocked when he got up in the next morning and found that his wife looked so different, that he could not recognize her,” according to Emirates 24/7.
Newspapers in the North African Arab country said the groom swore in court that he even mistook his wife for a “thief who came to steal his apartment.”
Ah yes, the ol’ “Cover Your Face with Makeup, Get Someone to Fall in Love with You, Never Take Off Your Makeup, Start Dating, Still Don’t Take Your Makeup Off, Get Married, and Steal An Apartment” scam. I think there’s an episode of Murder, She Wrote about that.
Should’ve listened to System of a Down. Wake up, and grab a brush and put a little makeup.
(Via Emirates 24/7)