Full disclosure: The amazing Tinder profile below was created by comedian Pete Johansson, but it’s very real and active and has been viewed countless times by women looking for love since its creation last summer. It has only just now turned up on Reddit, however, where it was discovered by the comedian who created it because the internet is just one big snake eating its tail.
Imagine yourself, a lonely 30-something female in London, and suddenly, you swipe left and find…
“Those are 2 measurements.” A married 41-year-old with mommy issues and a 4-inch dick? Not where do I sign up, but how fast? Johansson said that he actually got an outpouring of responses:
It comes across funnier I think when you see the other pictures in the profile, which I linked below. I was bored in Edinburgh last summer at the Comedy fest, and everyone was talking bout Tinder, I thought it was amazingly silly. The thing I have been most surprised about was the response… I made it a policy to like every profile, except ones where the person had any pics of their kids in it.
And I got hundreds of replies, mostly from people that said it made their day while flipping through some serious machismo, but there were quite a few flirty ones as well.
The other images:
Via BroBible