Being a foundation-wearing MJ wannabe is the 2nd oldest profession next to what your girlfriend does when she “steps out for a minute.” But now that our beloved King is no more, that occupation has risen to a new level of symbolism. Just ask the Elvis impersonators, they’ll tell ya. It’s also the reason why you should never taunt or jeer someone crazy enough to still give their money to S-Curl™.
But don’t take my word for it. Joey Boots had to learn the hard-soled shoes way when he tried to get a response from a guy who could never say goodbye. He may look like a mannequin and not be able to break through Hanes® cotton, but the hood will come out if you disrespect the Jacko.