J.J. Abrams Back To Star Trek?

Despite the fact that he revived the franchise after Paramount had pounded it into a fine paste, it was up in the air about whether J.J. Abrams would come back. First there were scheduling issues. Then there were problems with the script. Then there were problems with the budget, because apparently “Star Trek” hasn’t made Paramount so much money they won’t risk a few shiny dimes.

But, all those issues have been resolved: Abrams is officially on board. So, rest easy! The sequel to “Star Wars with More Lens Flares” will be coming in 2013!

Was that unfair? That was unfair. OK, “Lens Flare! The Sequel!” is coming 2013!

[ via SlashFilm ]