James Lipton Offers Mitt Romney Lessons On How To Appear To Be A Human Being

If there’s one criticism of Mitt Romney that has persistently dogged him, it’s that he is overly stiff, wooden — robotic even — like a Manchurian candidate of sorts programmed by aliens and sent to rule over us all. Enter James Lipton, a man who vaguely resembles a corpse dressed for a memorial presentation at a funeral home, with some pointers on how Mittens can appear more, well, human.

In other words, enjoy this video of a man who resembles a dead person giving pointers on how to look alive to a man who resembles a robot. And the world will spin madly on.

Meanwhile, in the land of Wingnuts…

(HT: Ned Hepburn)