Jennifer Lawrence Got Drunk And Puked On Madonna’s Staircase In Front Of Miley Cyrus

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04.30.14 32 Comments

Here’s a quick spoiler alert for any hardcore and devout fans of Late Night with Seth Meyers who don’t want the May 21 show ruined for them. Jennifer Lawrence reportedly taped her interview for that episode on April 21, which means that if she said anything juicy or, more likely, super cool and ridiculously lovable and charming, there was a pretty good chance that someone who was in the studio audience might start yapping about it before her interview finally airs. And that’s exactly what one person did with Us Weekly, because J-Law apparently told quite the ridiculous story from this year’s Academy Awards after-party hosted by Madonna.

The 23-year-old Hunger Games: Catching Fire star, who was nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for her role in American Hustle, told Meyers she was “wasted” at the March 2 ceremony in L.A. She was so out of it, she said, that she got sick at a post-show bash—and Cyrus witnessed the whole thing.

“Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!'” a Late Night audience member shares in the new issue of Us Weekly. (Via Us Weekly, obviously)

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I try to picture Jennifer puking on a staircase at Madonna’s house, with Miley Cyrus walking by and saying, “Get it together, girl,” I can’t imagine it any other way than with Miley wearing a mesh body suit with sand dollars over her nipples and lady region, while she’s twerking on top of a donkey that is actually wearing one of those two-person donkey costumes, and a group of her little people dancers are holding hands and skipping around her as a jacked dude dressed as the Tooth Fairy throws condoms filled with malt liquor at them.

But I’m sure Jennifer tells the story better.

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