Jesse Pinkman Was Hooked On Corn Pops Long Before Meth

About an hour ago I ran across the above GIF of Aaron Paul, aka Breaking Bad‘s Jesse Pinkman, eating a bowl of Corn Pops on Tumblr and I spent — no BS — a solid five minutes just staring at it and cracking the f*ck up. Five minutes. Of my life. Gone. (I’ve no regrets.)

Part of the reason for that is that I’ve been on a Breaking Bad binge of late thanks to Netflix Instant, so a lot of Jesse Pinkman lines are fresh in my brain and I found myself imagining Pinkman delivering some of those line through a mouthful of Corn Pops.

“Look, I like making cherry product, but let’s keep it real, alright?”

“No, no, chili P is my signature!”

“You can think of something, Mr. White. You made poison out of beans, YO!”

“Yo, yo, yo, one, four, eight, three, to the three, to the six, to the nine, representing the ABQ, what up beyotch? Leave it at the tone.”

“Gatorade me, bitch!”

Further, I can easily imagine a scene in which Jesse, hunched over a bowl shoveling cereal into his mouth manically, delivers the line, “Gotta have my pops” to a pacing, anxious Walter White.

I could go on and on with this, but I’ll spare you. Now, for your viewing pleasure, the commercial from whence the GIF came…

“Yo, Mr White. Let’s cook. But I gotta have my pops first!” Okay I’ll stop now.

(Via Best Roof Talk Ever)