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Jessica Lowndes Reveals Her Jon Lovitz Engagement Was An Early April Fools’ Joke

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Is Jon Lovitz engaged to Jessica Lowndes? This is a question that we and the rest of the internet asked this morning, because why not, I guess? The Instagrams were too weird to ignore.

Like this one:

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And I love me some old cows… 😘🐄

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That would be enough to make me break up with my 27-year-old girlfriend, if I were Jon Lovitz. But that’s okay, because it was all a dream… or an April Fools’ Day joke, as this more recent Instagram from Lowndes confirms.

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The Instagram gives us a hint as to what this is all for. Lowndes is apparently a singer (and used to act on the 90210 reboot), and Lovitz is in her latest music video.

Confirmed by this:

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Out on Vevo and iTunes now… (Link in bio)

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In the interest of thorough and accurate blogging, I have now watched an entire Jessica Lowndes music video. Her song is called “Deja Vu,” and it’s basically just Lowndes doing her best Lana Del Rey impression over a generic EDM beat. From what I can tell, the video is about the breakdown of a once loving relationship. To be fair, though, I was distracted by the inexplicable pop up facts that say stuff like, “Not the pearl necklace JON was dreaming about.”

See for yourself:

Anyway, great video, great viral marketing campaign. Someone get Jessica Lowndes a job.

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