Women Can’t Stop Asking John Stamos For Selfies After He Has Sex With Them

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John Stamos makes a cameo in an upcoming sex advice book, How to F*ck a Woman, by television writer and producer (and former partner of Sara Gilbert) Adi Adler, who, “As a gay woman, she has both the equipment and the experience to give straight men (and the women who love them) advice on both how to get more sex and how to get this job done right.”

But what does John Stamos have to do with this? Apparently, he has a lot of sex. I mean, wouldn’t you if you were John Stamos? So much so that he says of the book: “If I weren’t John Stamos, I would really need this book.” Here are some tidbits from his sex life, compliments of How to F*ck a Woman and Page Six:

“A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies’ afterwards,” Stamos says, adding, “One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir.”

Sounding a little weird, Stamos suavely notes: “It’s about listening, asking, talking . . . I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman . . . but it’s all listening . . . With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”

My takeaways from this: John Stamos isn’t above having sex with random woman who would probably go so far to cut a lock of his hair while he’s sleeping, and he’s also really good at sex. Basically, he’s the perfect man.

Have mercy.