Celebrities, they’re just like us. Except more so, because when they reference the ex-husband of their current-wife, it’s seen by millions of Instagram users and Twitter followers, unlike us normal people, who are lucky to get a single Facebook “Like” from Aunt Millie. (Thanks, Aunt Millie.) While making the press rounds for The Girl on the Train, Justin Theroux, who’s married to Jennifer Aniston, who used to be married to Brad Pitt, who separated from Angelina Jolie earlier this year, was asked about the Pitt-Jolie split. “As a child of divorce,” the penis-flopping Leftovers star commented, “all I can say is that’s terrible news for those children and that’s all you can really say.”
Well, he might have a little more to say. Take a look at this photo of a graffiti design by street artist Nick Flatt that Theroux recently shared on Instagram.
There are a lot of f*cks in there — F*ck Condoms, F*ck War, F*ck Haters, F*ck Racism; it’s like reading a high school student’s diary — but the one that caught everyone’s attention is F*ck Brad Pitt. Look, Meet Joe Black isn’t a good movie, but that seems harsh… Sensing that the picture might cause some [Bill Hader eating popcorn GIF] controversy, Theroux wrote, “#currentelectionmood” and (to delete the hashtag but keep the typo) “and no this post is not ‘shading’ anyone because i’m not elevem years old i mean seriously.” He also added, in reference to F*ck Pickles, “#okaymaybepickles.”
Now there’s change we can all believe in: down with pickles.