So, whether or not you watched Sunday night’s MTV VMAs, you’ve probably heard about the speech Kanye West gave when receiving the Video Vanguard Award. The speech was filled with the Kanye-isms that’ve become commonplace, but there was one bit that everybody wanted to talk about… his declaration that he’s running for president in 2020.
We may laugh, but looking at some of the current presidential candidates (hi, Mr. Trump), Kanye becoming president surely wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to America. Actually, it’d probably be pretty great. Anyways, in hopes that Mr. West actually runs for president in 2020, we created 10 slogans for the rapper’s future campaign. Remember us five years from now, Kanye!
Yeezy Season Approaching
The G.O.O.D. Life
Imagine having G.O.O.D. Fridays, except, like, every day for four years.
Do It Better Than Anybody You Ever Seen Do It
So. Much. Power.
You’ll Never Find Nobody Better Than Me
I’mma let you finish, but I’m going to be one of the best presidents of all-time!
Bound 2 Be Your President
I KNOW YOU’RE TIRED OF VOTING, OF VOTING, FOR PEOPLE THAT DON’T ACTUALLY INCITE PROGRESSIVE CHANGE WHEN WE NEED IT MOST.
I Got That Ambition, Baby
This week, he’s passing laws. Next week, its the Chi.
I’ve Got The Answers
I Keep It 300
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.
I Care About Dreamers
2020 presidential debates equals many mini visionary stream of consciousness moments.
We In The Muthaf*ckin’ House
Just imagine how historical it would be if that “All Day” performance from this year’s BRIT Awards was recreated at the White House?