Katy Perry’s Sad Cheetos Costume Looks Like Anything But A Cheeto

Katy Perry dressed like a Cheeto for Halloween. We know this because she was carrying around a Cheetos bag with handles on it, fashioned into a trick or treat bag — kind of like how Halloween costumes in the ’80s had a smock with a picture of the thing you were supposed to be on the smock, just in case it wasn’t clear by the disgusting mask you were breath-sweating all up.

Otherwise I probably would not have guessed that this was supposed to be a Cheetos costume:

Things I would have guessed this costume was supposed to be:

  1. A big orange turd
  2. A big orange dildo
  3. [file not found]

So in the great Katy Perry-Taylor Swift rivalry, assuming that everything they do is “against” the other one, I’m sadly going to have to award the Halloween Costume point to Taylor Swift.