Pauly Shore appeared on this week’s episode of Kocktails with Khloe!, Khloe Kardashian’s FYI network round-table style chat show where she invites guests to let loose their inhibitions while throwing back drinks like Kosmopolitans, Kaipirinhas and Kuba Libres, probably. At any rate, after sipping on something red and fruity-looking in a martini glass, the Bio-Dome star got down to business and asked the burning question on everyone’s minds: Just what is up with the Kardashian-Jenner sisters and black dudes?
This went about as well as can be expected, as Khloe fired back that it’s “not all of us,” defending her sisters by saying, “I’m not their vagina. So all I can speak about is my vagina. It’s all I know, though, I’ve never seen a white penis.” At this point, fellow guests Kendra Wilkinson Baskett and Trey Songz are basically losing it, but Khloe continues by inviting Shore to whip out his little Pauly, so that her virgin white penis eyes might finally be enlightened.
It’s a delightful show. But wait… Really? Not ever? Not in person or on the internet or anything? She’s never seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wild Things, or Boogie Nights? (Even if that last one was fake?) I find that hard (pun intended) to believe. Sounds like someone is overkompensating.