We Are All This Adorable Little Boy Who Doesn’t Even Know How To Slip-N-Slide

Before you laugh at this adorable little child for not knowing how to properly approach and utilize a slip-n-slide properly, please remember that there are cooking instructions on the side of Pop-Tarts boxes because full-grown adults need more guidance than seems reasonable.

Also, in this baby’s defense, there is no sign indicating the beginning or end of what could very well be a medieval torture device, as far as he’s aware. He’s a baby. He probably doesn’t even know how to tie his own shoes. You wouldn’t laugh at a puppy for not knowing how to run on a treadmill, now would you?

OK, bad example. I’ll wear that one, you guys.