‘Every 90s Commercial Ever’ Is A Perfect Parody With A Psychotic Twist

RocketJump’s “Every 90s Commercial Ever” is one of those videos where I feel obligated to say something like, “I don’t want to spoil anything, so you should just watch it,” which is true! Kind of like “Too Many Cooks.” Things get weird fast. So instead, I’m going to talk about the premise, the so-called “Every 90s Commercial Ever.” That’s only half-true. The look, clothing, dialogue, and amorphous goo are solid…but where’s Tom Emanski?

Ain’t no 90s (or back-to-back-to-back AAU national champs) without Tom Emanski.