Krispy Kreme Will Debut A Sloppy Joe Doughnut Sandwich Tomorrow In San Diego

Krispy Kreme, you’re scaring us!

As today is National Doughnut Day and the generous people at Krispy Kreme are celebrating by giving out free doughnuts in the U.S. and Canada, it’s only fitting that the popular company is also unleashing one of the most ridiculous sandwiches in the history of mankind tomorrow. At the San Diego County Fair, famed chef of all things ridiculous, “Chicken” Charlie Boghosian will unveil a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe.

Now, in case your heart didn’t stop just from the very mention of such a thing, you can tell by the banner image that sandwich in question is indeed a glazed donut cut in half like a bun, stuffed full of meat, sauce and cheese. In comparison, Dunkin Donuts just announced the glazed donut breakfast sandwich, with egg, bacon and donut as the key ingredients, and that seems like a mouthful of air.

But Boghosian’s culinary insanity doesn’t stop there, according to Laughing Squid, as he’ll also be unveiling the “Totally Fried Bacon Wrapped Pickle”, “Totally Fried Cookie Dough” and the “Waffle Dog”, which appears to be a corndog that uses a waffle instead of cornmeal batter and I would slap a king for the chance to eat one of those.

Meanwhile, just writing this post increased my day’s calorie count by eleventy billion.