Leonardo DiCaprio Left A Club In Miami With 20 Women Because He’s Leonardo F*cking DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio has probably broken things off with his latest piece, model girlfriend Toni Garrn. We know this because at an Art Basel party in Miami this weekend, DiCaprio reportedly left the club with twenty women in tow. “NBD, just going back to my hotel with these twenty ladies, all of whom I plan on banging tonight.” The NY Daily News reports:

After Confidenti@l spotted the “Wolf of Wall Street” star partying with a large group, including Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section, a spy tells us.

“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”

Throughout the night, Leo adjusted his man bun and touched his scruffy beard as he chatted up the ladies.

Chocolate cake is great and all, but if you ate chocolate cake with every meal — wouldn’t you eventually just kind of be like, “Oh, my life is starting to feel so empty and sad and meaningless with nothing but chocolate cake in it?” I guess Leonardo DiCaprio’s solution to this whole cake scenario would be to just have sex with a whole bunch of models.