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The Time Rod Stewart Shoved Cocaine Up His Bum, And 6 Other Rock Star Drug Stories |UPROXX|

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The Many Realities Of Matt Ryan |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

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14 Oscar Contenders In The Roles They Weren’t Nominated For |Buzzfeed|

6 Promised Movie Remakes That Thankfully Have Yet to Be Made |Smosh|

5 Things You Didn’t Know About the Man with the World’s Biggest Penis |Brobible|

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