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The Greatest Child Halloween Costumes That Will Ever Show Up At Your Door |UPROXX|

Frotcast 71: Spielberg, Voice Mails, Rum Diary, More Seagal or Porn Star |Film Drunk|

“When Rappers Get Day Jobs”: J-Zone Explains What Happens After Rap |Smoking Section|

The 10 Best Vicious Football Hits You’ll See This Week: Kids Edition! |With Leather|

Omar Little & Jesse Pinkman Are Friends |Warming Glow|

Meme Watch: Pick Up Line Panda Is Striking Out |UPROXX|

10 Of The Most Highly Quotable ‘Workaholics’ Quotables |UPROXX|

Yay, A Jim Gaffigan Show! |Warming Glow|

‘Dumb And Dumber’ Getting An Actual Sequel |Film Drunk|

The Dugout: Jim Thome’s Back(yard) |With Leather|

Regis Strips For Snooki |AOL TV|

Turning Movie Posters Into Cartoons |Unreality|

When Celebrities Attack of the Day |The Daily What|

Adult Swim’s Abstract Costume Corner |Adult Swim|

14 Punctuation Marks That You Never Knew Existed |Buzzfeed|

5 Bizarre Killing Sprees That Never Got Solved |The Smoking Jacket|

Butcher Knife Nunchucks? F–king Butcher Knife Nunchucks. |GorillaMask|

The 50 Most Successful Box Office Stars of All Time in North America |Pajiba|

Freddie Kruger edges out Samara Morgan in a poll for the scariest horror movie character |FARK|

VIDEO BELOW: This cat is a pyromaniac. Pray she never figures out how to harness fire. |via SayOMG|

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